ALMOST GAVE A FUCK CANDLE

Smells Like I Almost Gave a Fuck Candle

For when you nearly cared… but didn’t. This rich, mouthwatering caramel vanilla candle wraps your space in the sweet scent of burnt sugar, white chocolate, and creamy nutmeg. Zesty lemon and brown sugar notes add a warm, buttery depth, while a base of caramel, vanilla, and crystalized musk lingers beautifully in the air.

Perfect for lazy nights, sassy moods, or gifting someone who’s mastered the art of not giving a damn.

Candle Care & Safety

To ensure the best experience with your candles, follow these simple care and safety tips:

First Burn Matters

• Allow your candle to burn until the melted wax reaches the edges of the jar (usually 2–3 hours).

• This prevents tunnelling and ensures an even burn every time.

Trim the Wick

• Before each burn, trim the wick to 5mm (¼ inch) to prevent soot and an overly large flame.

• A properly trimmed wick helps your candle last longer.

Burn Time & Safety

• Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time to prevent overheating.

• Never leave a burning candle unattended or near anything flammable.

• Keep candles out of reach of children and pets.

Avoid Drafts

• Place your candle on a flat, heat-resistant surface away from windows, fans, and vents.

• Drafts can cause uneven burning and excess smoke.

Extinguishing Your Candle

• Use a candle snuffer or gently blow it out. Avoid putting the lid on a burning candle.

• Let the wax cool completely before moving the candle.

Repurposing & Disposal

• When only 1cm (½ inch) of wax remains, discontinue use to prevent overheating the container.

• Clean out the jar with warm, soapy water and repurpose it as a storage container or decorative piece!

By following these tips, you’ll enjoy a longer-lasting, safer, and more fragrant burn.

Our medium size candle jars have a burn time of approximately 30-40 hours.